All Hail the King
Mr Finbarr Washington, a distant descendant of George Washington, has been plucked from his serene Oceantown existence and thrust onto the international stage as King Finbarr the First. The shadowy cabal running the nation figures an obscure old duffer should be easy to control and manipulate as the government figurehead. The monopoly-owned media outlets are claiming that we always were a monarchy, only now we’re just being explicit about it.
Hour One has 2 20-second pauses (with music) at 17:59 and 40:22 for local station ID:
Here is Hour One divided into 3 segments to facilitate local station ID:
Hour One:
1 - Bow Down to Washington - Vic Meyers and his Hotel Butler Orchestra – 1928
2 - I Don't Want to Be President – Skinny Ennis with Hal Kemp and his Orchestra - 1934
3 - George Washington - Frisco Jazz Band – 1947
4 - The King's Horses - Hit of the Week Orchestra - 1931
5 - Clarinet a La King - Benny Goodman and his Orchestra – 1941
6 - Coronation March (Giacomo Meyerbeer) - Arthur Pryor's Band – 1906
7 - I Want to Learn to Do It - T. Texas Tyler and the Oklahoma Melody Boys – 1951
8 - Learn to Do the Strut - The Kentucky Colonels – 1924
9 - I Got to Learn to Do the Mambo - Ivory Joe Hunter and his Ivorytones – 1954
10 - I Want to Learn to Dance - Emerson Military Band - 1918
11 - Learn to Croon - Lew Sylva and his Band - 1933
12 - I Want to Learn to Speak Hawaiian - Ted Fiorito and his Orchestra – 1935
13 – Long As You’ve Got Your Health – The Merry Macs with Ray Noble and his Orchestra - 1937
14 - Learn to Smile - Paul Whiteman and his Orchestra – 1921
15 - Give Me the Sultan's Harem - Eddie Cantor - 1919
16 - Fugitive from a Harem - The Edgar Hayes Orchestra – 1938
Hour Two:
17 - George Washington Slept Here – The Screen Guild Theatre – 1943
18 - George Washington Slept Here – The Jack Benny Program – 1942
19 – How Could Washington be a Married Man and Never Tell a Lie – Dan Quinn - 1917
